Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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