oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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