My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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