yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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