Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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