I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
