the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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