thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he puts the penis in happiness.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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