You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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