I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
did i just pee glitter
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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