but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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