great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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