How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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