just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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