We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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