I am in a vortex of obligation.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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