Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The Olympian is in my bed
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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