Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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