You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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