DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Alive.
So much puke
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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