drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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