He disabled his match.com account in front of me
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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