I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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