You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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