Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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