Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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