i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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