You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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