just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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