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doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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