god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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