i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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