Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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