That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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