so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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