When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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