porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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