Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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