The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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