oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
