But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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