Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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