yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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