he puts the penis in happiness.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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