i may or may not be watching the land before time
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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