so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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