we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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