I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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