whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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