I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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