Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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