I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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