I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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