life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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